A woman who says “No thanks, I’ll sleep on the floor”; a woman who freezes up and tenses at your touch; a woman who says “I really don’t want to” and “We really shouldn’t” and “We can’t” and “Please at least wear a condom” is not saying yes to you, and if you would like to pretend that that is unclear, you are a liar, you are being disingenuous, you are lying and you know it.
Mallory Ortberg, "What counts?" (via dolorimeter)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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miss-shirley-temple:

A young Shirley Temple with child star Baby LeRoy, early 1930s.

miss-shirley-temple:

A young Shirley Temple with child star Baby LeRoy, early 1930s.

Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

ovtlvw:

there can never be enough gifs of pac giving the middle finger on anyones blog

ovtlvw:

there can never be enough gifs of pac giving the middle finger on anyones blog